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lambo crazy

Anyone who goes crazy seeing/riding a lamborghini.

Usually, These are the Groupies, Gold Diggers and high class HOES.
A: Aye dude, I Conversated with a lady goin' Lambo crazy
B: Oh for real? whatchutola?
A: Told her, "Bitch, you better cut it, shawty, I'm 'bout to cut you off".
B: Damn, Bitches nowadays.
by MARCUS GOLDBERG May 24, 2014
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Dirty-Lambo

A bastardly looking Ginger who beats his meat all night long even though he is married. He finds more satisfaction in jerking off then boning a woman since he is heavily addicted to porn.

The Dirty-Lambo will generally show up to work, school, etc. looking extremely tired since he once again stayed up all night beating his meat to a computer screen.
"Look at that filthy looking dirty-lambo! No way am I shaking his fucking hand."

"Keep your dirty dick beating hands to yourself you fucking dirty-lambo."

"I think I am going to fire the new kid."
"Why"
"I have a suspicion that he is a dirty-lambo and that is whey he is tired all the time"
"I agree we should fire that stinky dick licking dirty-lambo"
by mariahemariahama May 28, 2009
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lambo

Lamborghini. Italian sports car manufacturer that also makes furniture, SUV's and other tacky cack.
I want a lambo countach QV or 25th anniversary
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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Lambo

The abbreviated version of, "Lamborghini", an Italian luxury sports car.
"That Lambo can out run 10 police cars it's so fast."
"We just set a goal, talking matching Lambos."
by reddnnose April 5, 2015
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One Seated Lamborghini

A person who believes in a philosophy that life is like a car on the road and true happiness can only come from one's self and being single for life. The car represents one's life and the seats are the people who are in it. The driver is "YOU", the passenger seat represents a "PARTNER" and the back seats represent "CHILDREN". AND THERE'S ONLY ONE SEAT IN THAT BITCH FOR YOU.

The car will be dropping in 2034
"THE CAR ONLY FITS ONE PERSON NIKOLA, AND IT'S FOR ME!!"

"I believe in the One Seated Lamborghini theory"
by NIKOLAURWEIRD August 21, 2021
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Lammersed

Being Lammersed means to be contacted by a socially awkward person around the clock. The Lammers will often call and text at all hours of the day and night but will not have the courage to come hang out. When a Lammers does work up the courage to hang out the Lammers will often stare into space with the mouth slightly open. All Lammers are mouth breathers but not all mouth breathers are Lammers. A Lammers will often contact people on your facebook who the Lammers does not know and try to get them to hang out. Being Lammersed also includes having your statuses liked within seconds of being posted on Facebook. Being Lammersed starts as a mild annoyance but soon grows into a social handicap as the Lammers will tell your friends on your facebook that the Lammers is your best pal. The Lammers will often find phone numbers off of facebook and contact the owner of the phone number, this results in the owner of the phone number being creeped out and you then looking bad because the Lammers claims he is your best pal. A Lammers has a genetic inability to take a hint or figure out they are the butt of the joke.

Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley Jr. style.
I posted those pictures of my cousin's 15th birthday and within two seconds they were Lammersed by some Lammers. The Lammers then tried to get my cousin's number.
by Richard Dickletter November 9, 2010
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lameosexual

A person(almost always girl) not up for sexual experimentation. Will not challenge the boundaries of traditional sexuality by engaging in harmless acts of good fun such as making out with their best friend at slammin' shindigs upon request of male counterparts.
Lisa's being such a lameosexual; the guys all wanted to see her go down on Jenny but, alas, she wasn't having any of it.
by Flavorbones August 23, 2009
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