koon luck

An unfortunate event or series of events where against all odds of a probable positive outcome, the worst possible outcome comes into fruition.

Be aware, Koon Luck feeds upon the unexpecting, the overly optimistic (despite previous cases of Koon Luck), the wishful thinkers, and doesn't seem to be prejudice of whom is impacted. Should you know someone with Koon Luck, distance yourself from them on all risky travel, business decisions, or financial advice as your life, personal health, or bank account will surely be anally raped by close proximity to their misfortunes.

Bob: "How in the hell did my thoroughbred horse get beaten by a three legged geriatric pony?"

Betty: "The only explanation is Koon Luck. Sorry for your loss Bob, now get the hell away from me you unlucky ass goblin."

by IKnowThings2020 September 9, 2020

shim-koong

Someone who is so attractive, they can cause a heart attack.

Chanyeol, from the legendary group EXO, is another way to say Shim-Koong.

by Cherryberrywilliams July 26, 2019

kyoon

A conspiracy theory legend, known for his constant fight against the Illuminati and their mission to kill famous athletes.

The difference between Marion Jones and "Obama" is that "Obama" is an illuminati actor while Marion Jones is another champion executed by the illuminati. - Kyoon

by jackofftherails April 30, 2009

koonchi zang

booty call, specifically a referring to a diminutive booty. Of Persian origin.

Q "Why did Eddie have to go pick his coworker up from BART at 11:30 p.m. on a weeknight?"
A "Duh! She's his koonchi zang!"

by ami am September 3, 2006

koon poon

Derogatory name for an african female's vagina

man I bet Shaqueta has a nasty koon poon!

by titanmike January 11, 2008

Tae kwon do

Tae - To strike with the foot
Kwon - To destroy with the fist
Do - The art / way of...

The Korean art of kicking and punching - which would kick your arse.

by Tom August 2, 2003

Koonye

Koonye (#Koonye) is a nickname for rapper Kanye West after he voiced his ire for President Obama while professing love for Trump (despite Trump’s seemingly racist views). The nickname proliferated further after Kanye subsequently asserted that 400 years of slavery was a choice made by African Americans.

Koonye West has missed several doses of his anti-psychotic medication and consequently he’s been on a nonsensical rant.

by Nicholem718 June 1, 2018