Kardashian

A Kardashian is something, that makes you dumber, just by being exposed to it.

Fred Phelps was a real Kardashian.

by Oimfiel October 9, 2014

the kardashian effect

When someone becomes despite (or because of) a lack of skill, talent or ability. Usually the result of a sex tape or an Instagram account filled with selfies. Named for Kim Kardashian, who was by no means the first person to achieve fame this way, but certainly one of the most infamous.

Starla was hoping to undergo the Kardashian Effect by posting 400 selfies per day.

by JoeDredd November 20, 2015

Keeping up with the Kardashians

A common mispronunciation of the title of the television show: Keeping Up With The Shitheads.

I’m going home to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!

by Brutus The Definer July 3, 2018

Kardashawhore

The proper last name of the Kardashian sister whores who, in an incredible leap of backward evolution, actually have less brain cells and more ass cells than our cavemen ancestors.

Amazingly, in a country that celebrates such moronic inbreds, they are known as celebrities. Well...at least black men seem to like them. Everyone else thinks they're disgusting.

"Hey man, do you think Kim Kardashian is hot?"

"No. I hate that Kardashawhore. I'm white dude!"

"Oh yeah. What about Taylor Lautner?"

"That's a guy dude."

by Future328 October 5, 2009

Horse Kim Kardashian

A nonsensical expression used to make people feel out of the loop/confused.

Bro you don't know Horse Kim Kardashian, are you new or something?

by StressTree December 12, 2022

Kardashian

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

That kardashian thinks she's better than everyone else.

by Dix Enormous September 7, 2013

Kim Kardashian

Literallyyyyyyy she is an untalented and fake bitch who is famous for literallyyyyyyyyyy making a sextape with Ray J and being friends with Paris Hilton. She seriouslyyyyyyyyy made a reality show where just hangs out with the rest of her untalented family.

She also says the following:

Literallyyyyyyyyyyy
Seriouslyyyyyyyyyy
Honestlyyyyyyyyyy

I am literallyyyyyyyyyyy an untalened, fake, and honestlyyyyyyy slutty bitch. I am seriouslyyyyyyyyyy so greedy and made a horrible sextape and song literallyyyyyyyyy called JAM.

- Kim Kardashian

by Rpgluvr13 June 26, 2017