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Krotchy

I cool toy from the game Postal 2 which is a yellow ball sack with a face, and says witty things when you press him like "Daddy said only he can touch me like that".
Krotchy: "Mama said dont touch me there"
by Krotchy May 1, 2004
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Krotch Buddy

A fellow male who is concerned with the safety of his buddy's scrotum.

Remind your buddy publicly that he is your "krotch buddy." Remind him in front of girls.
The krotch buddy protected him by deflecting the golf ball aimed at his scrotum.
by flying10 February 16, 2007
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kraft

apparently the way america spells cheese
"America spells cheese k-r-a-f-t."
by xInsipidx June 16, 2005
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krout

Word famously used by British and American soldiers in world war two as an insult to German soldiers. What the soldiers didn't realise at the time was that 'krout' was actually (and still is) the German word for Cabbage, hence 'sour krout'.

I wonder what the German soldiers must have thought when they saw a Platoon of Allied troops running towards them with behonettes yelling 'CABBAGE!'
Allied soldiers - Die you Krouts!
German Soldiers - Are they hungry?
by Jon Hazell September 15, 2008
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Kraftwerk and chill

It means when you are sitting alone doing your AP/Organic Chemistry work with Kraftwerk playing in the background to help you focus.
Michael: Man, that AP Chemistry work last night was a real dog.
Jack: Yeah I spend all night Kraftwerk and chilling with it.
by dasModellDerNeonlichts December 7, 2015
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krotty

The slurring of the word karate, often used as an insult.

Also used by many practitioners of full-contact karate schools to denote those who claim to be karate, yet train ineffectually while claimed d34dly-techniques.

Ironically it is people who do krotty who often are the loudest defenders of their schools and krotty systems, karate practitioners let the KO's speak for them.
Bill: Dude! I got a black belt in KARATE

Bob: No.... you have a black belt in krotty, lemme show you karate.

(Bob proceeds to kick Bill's ass)
by World War Cheese November 4, 2006
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Kofta

When a bombaclat rasclat walks up and wants to swing your nans jaw I’ll get my kofta out and beat him with a tactical helikofta
Look at that pussclut batty kofta bitch
by Thekoftaking March 2, 2021
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