Kona

Kona is a sweet girl who loves to laugh uncontrollably. She also will stare at her crush for an uncomfortable amount of time. She is also one of the least known people in the world but she is really nice once you get to know her. She loves to eat a lot of food. Like a. Whole. Lot. Of. Food.

Guy1: Omfg who is that girl looking at me
Guy2: Oh, she’s Kona I think

Guy1: Oh ain’t she a nobody

by Kona_and_Nico March 31, 2019

kona

(1) a high grade example of retro good taste, and as such, an instant classic; (2) reminiscent of Tahitian or Hawaiian-style feasts and celebrations, with Tiki torches and other pseudo-"native" artifacts present; conveying the exotic and mysterious quality of island dwelling cultures; (3) splendidly nerdy and unapologetically reflective of a backyard luau in a sentimental way.

"That Hawaiian shirt that he wore to the frat party was completely kona, man."

"That bobble head doll on your dash is so kona! Where can I get one?"

by Plains Mermaid January 4, 2009

kona big wave

Kona Big Wave, originally brewed as Pacific Golden Ale was brewed in 1994 and inspired by the legendary waves in Hawaii. Kona is a grown man beer and never disappoints. Although, Kona tends to make the humans stomach rot in hell and give them the shits.

This Kona Big Wave is so elite but I have to shit for the 3rd time and it’s not even noon yet.

by Xxxdddeeebbb May 11, 2024

Kona Grill

Kona Grill, Inc. is an upscale casual restaurant company based in Denver, Colorado serving American cuisine, sushi, and cocktails

Kona Grill went public on August 16, 2005 with an initial public offering of $11 per share on the NASDAQ. The company raised $28.8 million and grew its restaurant base to 9 locations by December 31, 2005

by SPrice1980 June 8, 2023

Kona

Slang. Language of origin, Portuguese. Slang for pussy, vagina.

I don't speak Portuguese but I know they don't sell a Hyundai Kona there because you'd be driving a pussy around.

by BranchCovidian December 6, 2023

Kona Grill

an upscale casual restaurant company based in Denver, Colorado serving American cuisine, sushi, and cocktails.4 The company owns and operates around 40 restaurants5 in 23 U.S. states, as well as three international locations operating under franchise agreements

On April 30, 2019, Kona Grill filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. Locations across the country including in Arizona, Texas, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and Virginia closed the spring of 2019.

by SPrice1980 June 8, 2023

Maato-Kona Max-Kyne

An animal that feed on plants

Offering the meat to the Maato-Kona Max-Kyne did no good as it only ate plants.

by ☠️☠️ February 10, 2018