kletus

A backwoods, new mexican hillbilly diesel mechanic. Defines one who enjoys shooting guns, drinking whiskey like it's going out of style and is real keen at jury rigging things to make them work.

See that dude? He's a major kletus

by Dickhead92 February 14, 2015

koset

To be all knowing, very knowledgeable, intelligent, as in possessing great wisdom as an oracle of information.

You so smart like a koset.

by Mr Charles Darwin August 20, 2006

KOLE

Kole: the sweetest person you will ever meet or ever find he’s the best boyfriend you’ll ever have he’s sweet kind and really cute that’s why every girl loves him 💕💕💕

Kole: are you ok Girl : yes Kole : no your not let me help you out girl: thanks

by Popcorn 🍿 June 10, 2018

Kolten

Kolten is the most loyal person when it comes to the right girl to keep him on track. He’s handsome and smart and great at anything he works hard at. Probably the hottest guy will ever meet and you will be even happier when u get under those pants 😉

Holy crap ur hot Kolten!

by Kotlen November 28, 2017

Klete Keller

A US Olympic swimmer from 2000, 2004, and 2008 who ran down Ian Thorpe in Athens on the 800 free relay. And has multiple Olympic medals and also decided to ruin his reputation by storming the US Capitol along with other incompetent people.

Klete Keller has managed to one up both Ryan Lochte and Connor Dwyer in being very stupid.

by S/he’s just a friend January 12, 2021

Kobetard

A person whose opinion of basketball player Kobe Bryant is ridiculously biased and revisionist. They believe and will fervently affirm that he is the best player to have ever graced a court despite strong evidence and statistics clearly showing the opposite.

"Man, Kobe is so clutch" When in fact he will usually have shot jacked his way into making his team need vital last second shots, when they should have been up by 15 long ago.

"5 rings" When in reality Shaq was the one carrying the team for his first 3 titles.

"Kobe is such a better shooter than Jordan ever was" yet stats show that Jordan scored more points, more efficiently and in an era when defenses were much tougher.

Response to all above: "lol, what a kobetard!"

One of the best existing examples is poster Georgiano on the 2K Basketball forums.

by cairafre March 29, 2011

Kole

He's extremely charming and handsome! All the girls love him. He's funny and the nicest person you'll ever meet! He is so dreamy and you can't go a day without looking at his beautiful face! Everything about is just something to fall in love with! 😍

Me: Oh my god it's Kole!
Friend: He's so funny and nice
Me: Kole I love u!!!!!
Kole: ummmm.....
*Girls chase kole*

Kole: AHHHHHHHHHHH

by LaylaGirl$waggy April 18, 2017