Grand National Knob Jockey

Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.

Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.

Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop I’d say he never gets off it!

Example 2:
Hank: What is the Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!

by Horsebox Harry October 25, 2006

Knob jockey

A male who believes he is always right but talks like the shitty farts escaping his arsehole

That pauls a right knob jockey he believes his own shit talk n fart speak

by anonymous November 5, 2020

knob jockey

one who likes who like to ride knob

mom: morgan why do you have to be such a knob jockey?
morgan k: sorry mom, i just love knob!!

by blacklover19 November 2, 2008

Knob jockey

A man who hypothetically rides the cock of others so much it's like his job similar to how a jockey rides a horse

Holy shit Ben is such a knob jockey,look he gave Steven and Paul a pack of sweets again today

by Nigward 2 November 30, 2019

Knob Jockey

A.K.A. Alan Scott, currently resident of Dorchester

That bloke as a Scotty

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

Knob-jockey

Someone that rides long unicorns

What is that?
It’s a knob-jockey

by Valletta Miles February 22, 2019

Knob jockey

A derogatory term. Often meaning; One who rides the phallus or another man .. and/or woman … or they. Colloquially referred to as Dick Rider.

You are a bloody knob jockey.

by LightEclipse December 23, 2021