all-knitter

when one or more individuals partake in a knitting marathon lasting from dusk until dawn.

erfan- "what did you guys do last weekend?"
Madison- "we pulled two straight all-knitters bro"

by twobigbullies March 28, 2012

Stinky Knitter

Definable as a woman who has become stinky due to her crusty white dog. Usually around 5 feet tall, dyed hair and has a Nintendo Switch.

“Did you hear she became a Stinky Knitter?”

“Yes, it must’ve been her stinky dog, Shadow.”

by stinkylaundrydetergent January 22, 2023

Reverse Knittle

When you have intercourse with such an atrocious person that your dick literally turns inside out.

That sex was so awful that I REVERSE KNITTLE’D

by Donkonio V2 March 2, 2025