Techno-Klutz

An individual that has a much greater than average difficulty operating and/or maintaining electronic and/or computational devices.

I break every device I own. I am the only person I know that buys the extended warranty and actually uses it. I am such a Techno-klutz!

by Bannananannabobryan December 2, 2011

Klutching

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.

"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."

by vERM69 June 10, 2008

Klutz

A clumsy, oblivious person. Usually covered in cuts and bruises from the number of things that they ran into. Constantly amusing other people from their obscene stupidity.

Sydney's klutzy ass managed to fall while dancing in the shower and crack her head open. White girls can't get low.

by trampstampluvr334 December 29, 2016

klutz idiot

a clumsy stupid person

I tripped in a ditch I'm a klutz idiot

by lazzer boy January 28, 2020

Klutzy

A legitimate idiot who noscopes while camping in an unreachable area in cod MW multiplayer

You dirty klutzy!

by ImNotaKlutzyguy1 August 3, 2021

Klutch

When something comes in handy when needed

Or to hold something tightly

Omg That water came in klutch after basketball practice

by Janae jd October 27, 2021

Kentucky Klutch

A girl sticks her thumb up a guys butt and then pulls on his dong to make his sphincter contract.

So, I know we just met what do you say we drink a few shots and then head on back to your place for a Kentucky Klutch?

by Boatstein October 14, 2021