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Klondike gold rush 

The last of the great "metal rushes" of the 19th century, from 1897-1899. Notable for occuring in the hostile, subarctic region of the Yukon Territory and parts of Alaska.

The gold rush was immortalized through works of fiction such as The Call of the Wild by Jack London and equally as much by Charlie Chaplin eating his shoe in a skit about it.
The mansion downtown was built by an old prospector who struck it rich up in th Klondike gold rush

klondike koosh 

While having sex, the girl hangs over the edge of the bed until she is basically standing on her head. Then the man, while on his knees on the bed, begins to ram her hard. While doing this, he is leaning forward and making arm motions and "koosh" sounds as if skiing in the klondike. Really skanky thing to do.

I really want to go skiing, but since it's July, I'll have to settle for the Klondike Koosh.
klondike koosh by Bootyful September 15, 2008

Klondike Bar 

The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and then sexually penetrating a partner with it.
My girlfriend got mad drunk and I gave her three Klondike Bars. Boom!
Klondike Bar by NapyCuzinzLLC September 6, 2010

klondike ger blar blar

The series of events or tasks that lead up to the eventual consumption or celebration of Klondike bars
It took a lot of klondike ger blar blar for me and erik to achieve our bars

klondike bar 

A nightspot, pub or other boite where parthenogenically produced lesbians can hang out with others of their kind. See klondike
Gertrude and Alice met at a klondike bar and got married in Massachusetts. Then they got on the waiting list to create their own klondike from a Cambridge laboratory.
klondike bar by Luigi August 6, 2004

klondike bar 

Uto: Hey Nanookie, what do you say we lick each others genitals for an hour and then go out for some drinks at a klondike bar? Nanookie: Ok, but first help me skin this seal so I can feast on its entrails, yumma yumma.
klondike bar by scut monkey August 8, 2009