klimpaloon

Klimpaloon is a magic bathing suit believed to live in the mountains of Himalaya. People who state to have seen this magical being describe it as an old school style suit with green and white stripes floating in the air. Klimpaloon has also been spotted near or in caves. He is not described as evil or harmful although it is a very shy and secretive creature.

Person A: Some people might say that klimpaloon isn't real but I've seen him.
Person B: WhAt ArE yOu EvEn SaYiNg PaTrIsHa?!
Person A: Leave me alone, Mom, you will never understand the all mighty Klimpaloon!

Person B: Just go to your room...

Person A: Good! I was just about to leave anyways!!!

Person B

by Arizona Shrek corporate May 6, 2020

klympics

the sport of athletes playing olympic games under the influence of special k

ryan and kelly one the three legged race on special k in the klympics

by marlenapurr January 13, 2009

klimo

Being so paranoid, thinking no one likes you

He is so crazy, he might pull off klimo on us.

by Viblz May 7, 2016

Klumpus

A person who moves slow sloth who often breaks and ruins things.

The klumpus dropped the computer mouse in the toilet and promptly stated it was an accident.

by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018

Klempatron

A stupid person who doesn’t know how to play Rocket League

He can’t do an aerial, he’s a klempatron.

by Rikito January 25, 2022

Klump

Someone who is greedy, primarily with food, amongst other (material) items. A Klumps needs are always met first, even before their own children.

Gosh, did you see how many BigMacs Connie ordered? What a Klump!

by DaddyVanderSloot January 22, 2014

kimpy

An unstoppable beast, tank, truck or strong man. Associated with awesomeness, strength and being a master of generally everything. Also sexy as . .

Holy crap wot a kimpy, he just killed lockett.

by will kimpton December 9, 2008