Kia

Kia- a beautiful girl that goes out with a shit singer in the making. Kia loves to never join FaceTime and instead snap the group while she’s drinking and already half drunk.

The group chat: KIA JOIN FACETIME
Kia: 😘🥂 no can’t soz xxxx

by Maisies fave hoe ✌️🔫✨ October 20, 2020

Kia

Know-it-all. Someone who presumes to know more than what they actually do.

She should be driving a Kia. She is such a Kia. Know-it-all, intellectual, windbag

by Old Orange82 July 29, 2017

KIA

KIA is Korean slang for a blowjob that is interrupted prematurely due to the presence of parents, children, police, etc.

I was getting such an amazing blowjob and then I got KIA'd by the kids!

by Jae-Bong June 24, 2019

KIA

Killed In Action. KIA is South Korea 2nd largest automobile manufacturer.

im not driving in that KIA

by nick walsh 693 February 16, 2009

KIA

The Underground CIA. One who has insider information and/or disinformation about a wide variety of topics and subjects. Bullshit artist.

"Man, that KIA sure winded me with her viewpoints and persepctives on the psychosocial manipulation and subversion of the masses!"

by KIA - Underground Authority December 4, 2007

Kia

A shitty car

Greg: Yo Frank I just got you a new car!
Frank: Why the fuck would you give me a Kia I hate that shit
Greg: I work at a fucking Raleys you should be thankful

by Rotten_Cum December 15, 2021

Kia

An annoying scene girl who is freakishly tall. Usually stands somewhat like a child who has to pee very badly. Also Kias are very likely to have a septum piercing, which they will play with a lot. Giving the illusion that they always have they’re fingers up they’re nose. Kias may also be very skinny and in need of a sandwich.

"Did you see how that girl was standing?!"
"Yeah, she looked like a kia!"

"Whoa! Did you see that Kia?!"

by Alice Crowely January 7, 2009