khakiflage (noun, verb) : any articles of clothing worn to disguise one's true nature in order to fit in more effectively with yuppie-scum human manequins.
noun: I put on my khakiflage to investigate the banquet hall for structural weaknesses.
verb: I was khakiflaged and passed sercurity unnoticed.
verb: I was khakiflaged and passed sercurity unnoticed.
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(verb)
1. To take every day, grab it by the horns, wrestle it down to the ground and make it call you daddy
2. To, on any given day, behave like a khaki-clad military man
3. To never walk away from any situation thinking “If only I had…”
(noun)
1. A day on which you wear khakis
1. To take every day, grab it by the horns, wrestle it down to the ground and make it call you daddy
2. To, on any given day, behave like a khaki-clad military man
3. To never walk away from any situation thinking “If only I had…”
(noun)
1. A day on which you wear khakis
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Get the khaki mug.Occurs when the clothes dryer wont fully dry khaki shorts, and you're stuck hanging them up all around the house.
John: Hey man, whats going on in here?
Will: Dryer won't dry my pants all the way, so I had to make a khaki jungle.
Will: Dryer won't dry my pants all the way, so I had to make a khaki jungle.
by willembahh May 18, 2013
Get the khaki jungle mug.When a man named Fin tries to fart, but excretes greasy poop out his anus, through his underwear, bleeding through his khakis. Not knowing of his serious poo foul he parades around town showing off his khaki shart to everyone in small town Ohio. Being the cheapskate that he is, upon discovering his monumental shart error, he tries to rinse out and remove the shart stain from the khakis in his kitchen sink only to be caught by his wife. As punishment for wasting a good pair of khakis, Fin's wife banished him to sleeping on the basement couch for two weeks.
Fin ate Mexican for lunch which created a gassy bubbling in his stomach. He tried to fart, but it was a shart. The shart stained his khakis being known worldwide as a khaki shart.
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