A green fucktard who can't have a nice pleasant wank because his dick doesn't exist because hes a fucking green teddy that is supposed to be a frog with legs and arms he probably came out of shreks ass.
by Red-Penguin July 30, 2018
by oooh thicc rice March 07, 2018
A really horny Nazi that enjoys having sex with fat animals that are his breakfast tomorrow who abuses girls for the nazi party and sexual pleasure and also charged as a sex offender for doing hitler in someone’s throat
by Ipatlover69 October 28, 2018
1) one of Jim Henson's muppets. He is a frog.
2) someone who looks like Kermit.
3) someone who has enormous eyes that bulge out, like a frog's.
2) someone who looks like Kermit.
3) someone who has enormous eyes that bulge out, like a frog's.
"Tommy's eyes freak me out. He looks just like Kermit."
"Hey, Alexis, do you know what you and Kermit have in common? Ribbit... ribbit..."
"Hey, Alexis, do you know what you and Kermit have in common? Ribbit... ribbit..."
by ihatemuppets82 October 26, 2010
A green coloured alcoholic beverage, that is only known and drunk by an elite few, only these know the sacred ingredients to this unique brew. No night out can be taken to the next level without starting with at least 3 Kermits, after this, your memories may be slightly impaired but you know you had a great night, simply because you drunk Kermits.
Average Guy "What do you want to drink, im getting a pint in!"
Kermit Drinker "A pint! Ha, obviously you don't plan on having a real night out, get me a Kermit and a DVRB"
Average Guy "What????"
Kermit Drinker "Never mind, just go home! You obviously aren't harcore!"
Kermit Drinker "A pint! Ha, obviously you don't plan on having a real night out, get me a Kermit and a DVRB"
Average Guy "What????"
Kermit Drinker "Never mind, just go home! You obviously aren't harcore!"
by King of Kermits March 01, 2007
by Walgreensssssss December 14, 2010
The father of a sexy child named abdi and a sexy frog himself kermit is one to be respected by the gods himself and his child abdi is said to be just as sexy as himself
by The kermit expert February 16, 2018