kappel

One who would much rather use green telephones than a rope with two cans on the ends.

"Stupid kappel. Alex is stupid"

by Alex Kappel March 20, 2008

keppel49

Someone who needs to stop spending money on everybody else and actually do something for himself. Also known as a rat. Kinda epic in all honesty but needs to learn to sTOP STAYING UP TILL 5AM PLAYING MINECRAFT.

Someone: Hey someone won another nitro giveaway
Someone else: Was it hosted by Keppel49?

by ep1cg4ym3r October 16, 2020

kepple

A person who cannot control themselves when they are gambling. They are very impatient when losing and need their money back in no time.

The Kepple walked to the ATM machine because he wanted to sit back down at the BlackJack table.

by Mr Kepple January 1, 2008

Kepplin'

Outrageous, stupid, pathetic.
Something that is an outrage.

Dude 1:The Service at that restaurant was straight up kepplin' dogg.

Dude 2:I know bro.

by MyKidsHaveGuns September 29, 2009

kepela

A scar on the temple

Look at that Juden.
I wonder if she gives good head ?

No, she's just a kepela

by Money budlinks October 28, 2013

Kepple

A marijuana strain grown in Ireland

Hello, what is up fellow gangster! Would you be interested in purchasing some Kepple? It is on sale now for $4.99 per gram!

by gillern May 17, 2018

Kepely

Beautiful inside and out. The definition of “pretty face but soul prettier”. She is generous and emphatic. She’s a best friend that you can count on, a BFF you can call your sister. Loyal, she will stand by your side no matter what. If she says “I got you”, trust her, she will always do!
Kepely is someone you need in your life. She’s very funny and has an endearing personality.

But on the love side, it's an angel's face and a stone heart. She lives her relationships with passion and madness. Distrustful, she does not trust you easily. If you win his heart, you will be lucky and will be the happiest man of the world!

Everyone needs a Kepely in their life

by astrology8 November 22, 2021