kells

The act of taking a pee on someone.

look guys, I just took a Kells on that 8 year old. Quick, someone grab their camera phone.

by N8twon Da Cheph February 16, 2007

Terry Kellum

COMPLETE douchebag and sucks penis ...nuf said

Terry Kellum is such a pedobear. :/ naughty naughty kool-aid

by poop6748723657834 August 16, 2010

Kells

woman mastermind with the power to "woo" any woman to with his chessey chat up lines and "peter andre" esc moves....

Kells :your eyes are more beautiful than heaven itself.

Girl :oh, take me kells, TAKE ME!

by The Master September 22, 2003

Kellystone

An awsome place where we can do as we please.
full of easy chicks and people who get wasted on summer holidays.Also Where You Are Welcome To Make: Love, Flame Throwers, Flaming Tennis Balls Of Doom,Little Douche Bag Kids Cry, And You Can Also Rip Off The Gumball Machine. Also Known As K-Stone. You Can Pretty Much Do Anything You Want As Long As You Dont Get Caught. Stay Away From The Drugs You Never Know Whats In Them. Youd Never Know If There Real Anyway.

1. Shawn :"Yo Anthony You Coming To Kellystone?!"
Anthony : "Yea There Are Some Hot Chicks Although You Tak A Chance With Diesease Even When You Look At Them"
Shawn: "Its Worth It"

2. See Definition

by Anthony Santella November 25, 2007

Kells

Just an ordinary girl who enjoys music and life. She's just a girl who wants to have a good time and party with friends. She's also known to talk in a ghetto accent. Yes, that's the one right thurr. She believe's she's destined to marry either Billy Martin or Frank Iero.

Kells was dancing around her room to Good Charlotte and My Chemical Romance. "Yeah Ma. I'll be right thurr."

by Kells February 11, 2005

a case of the R.Kellys

To date or have sex with a guy or girl who is much older than you.

Devon: Shawnna got herself a twenty year old.

Marcus: Mayne, she better watch out we wouldnt want anyone to catch a case of the r.kellys

by blackxeyeliner September 25, 2006

Kellisha

n. A woman that is better than your better half. She will give you cigarettes when you need them, go to the store when your out of beer, and wash your back in the bathtub while smoking a joint.

However, in return she also takes half your money.

That Kellisha only gave me half a blow job...but it was still better than my wifes!

by Marc Holiday December 27, 2011