Kellystone

An awsome place where we can do as we please.
full of easy chicks and people who get wasted on summer holidays.Also Where You Are Welcome To Make: Love, Flame Throwers, Flaming Tennis Balls Of Doom,Little Douche Bag Kids Cry, And You Can Also Rip Off The Gumball Machine. Also Known As K-Stone. You Can Pretty Much Do Anything You Want As Long As You Dont Get Caught. Stay Away From The Drugs You Never Know Whats In Them. Youd Never Know If There Real Anyway.

1. Shawn :"Yo Anthony You Coming To Kellystone?!"
Anthony : "Yea There Are Some Hot Chicks Although You Tak A Chance With Diesease Even When You Look At Them"
Shawn: "Its Worth It"

2. See Definition

Kellystone by Anthony Santella November 25, 2007

Keystone Shit 

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.

Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.

Keystone Shit by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

keystone nacho 

When a plate of loaded nachos is delivered, the "keystone nacho" is the nacho chip that, when lifted from the platter, pulls the largest amount of toppings from the plate at once. The person who pulls the keystone nacho is hated, respected, and envied by all others at the table.

Comer found the keystone nacho and in one moment, he got the best bite of the whole dang plate!!

keystone nacho by Glamrockster December 11, 2016

Keystone Kops 

term used to describe an inept group of people for their mistakes and/or lack of coordination and/or inability to get things done. Comes from a series of silent movies made by the Keystone Film Company between 1912 and 1917 about a group of incompetent policemen and their various escapades.

I don't know about you, but in the past few years, it seems to me that every time there is a major crisis, the government runs around like the Keystone Kops!

Keystone Kops by y0ur l3ft nut May 24, 2010

keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.

Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.

keystone brownout by Jrubadub March 27, 2012

Keystone Light 

Keystone beer is a product of the Coors Brewing Company in Golden, Colorado. It was first introduced in Chico, California in September of 1989. Due to its relatively low price, it is popular among college-aged individuals. Keystone can be found in can, keg, and occasionally bottled form.

Am I drinking a can of piss? Oh, it's just Keystone Light.

Keystone Light by macpj March 28, 2008

kEystoneHarmony 

The act of drinking Keystone beer while searching for true-love on eHarmony-hence the name, "kEystoneHarmony"

Ben was lonely on a saturday evening as usual, kEystoneHarmony filled his social-needs of connecting with women without having to leave his mothers basement at 30 years old.

kEystoneHarmony by purpdrank85 September 30, 2009