Keithin

A person who makes up ridiculous lies for clout.

Stop keithin my guy.

by Butt crack molester August 7, 2022

Keithed

To lose something that once belonged to you.

Guy: Oh shit man, my hair is all keithed.

Girl: You should try lemon !

by bobbie5765 February 1, 2023

Keithing

(Verb or gerund) used to describe a rockstar lifestyle, one which normally involves multiple women, guitar playing and living life to the full, regardless of age.

Dude 1: Luiz is such a player. Playing music to live audiences, chasing every single woman and living life free and easy.

Dude 2: yeah, he’s just Keithing about

by Bermuder April 24, 2023

keitherson

Keitherson is muscular than most , THE alpha male to exist. His presence alone was enough to scary Michael Myers . Through his omni dimensional limbs (2 arms and 3 legs ;-) he is able to impregnate women without them even noticing. The sheer force of his will is enough to make the mountain come to Mohammed. He is the only being who witnessed Alexander The Great creation. In fact he conceived fought beside him in all of The Greats scariest. Keitherson the King.
Keitherson the Immortal. Keitherson the Deflowerer. Those are a few of his many ancient names that Earths ancestors have called him by.

“Keitherson the King really has awoken me with his unbelievable limbs”

by Busesthefeeling November 22, 2023

keitherson

Keitherson is muscular than most , THE alpha male to exist. His presence alone was enough to scary Michael Myers . Through his omni dimensional limbs (2 arms and 3 legs ;-) he is able to impregnate women without them even noticing. The sheer force of his will is enough to make the mountain come to Mohammed. He is the only being who witnessed Alexander The Great creation. In fact he conceived fought beside him in all of The Greats scariest. Keitherson the King.
Keitherson the Immortal. Keitherson the Deflowerer. Those are a few of his many ancient names that Earths ancestors have called him by.

“Keitherson the King has really awoken me with his unbelievable limbs”

by Busesthefeeling November 22, 2023

Keithing It

When you blow a load on top of a desk in the middle of class

Keith was keithing it on the desk to Minecraft porn in the middle of math class

by DeviousGooner February 21, 2025

Keithing it

Whenever you’re totally keithing out. Keithing has many insertions in conversations..you can really just replace any word with keith/keithing.

Cool dude; woah!! He’s totally keithing it??
Lame dude; broseph what does that even mean..
Cool dude; keith up with the program bro..

by Gnarlybro67 October 9, 2025