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keaton

usually an unsensitive ass whole who thinks they know everything. when in fact they know absolutely nothing! along with that they are usually too scared to have sexual intercourse with really hot babes!
wow i cant beleive keaton did that.
what an insensitive ass hole!
by amunique April 24, 2008
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Keaton

To be a dick, and or a cunt
Tony was being a bit of a Keaton last weekend
by Jackooooo January 29, 2014
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Keaton

Has fucking huge ass tittes and loves to suck toes on the low. You better watch out he is tender as a damn steak on the grill fina be done.
Keaton has bigger tittes than you’ll ever imagine
by cheeze123456789 September 19, 2018
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Keaton

A Sexy & sweet country boy from Mississippi who loves to party especially when his special someone is there!!
I love keaton
by Litasf101 May 22, 2016
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Keaton

A dumb little piece krap that doesn't know anything.

Keaton is usually considered not a friend
That guy is such a Keaton
by NOT GEON September 20, 2019
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Keaton

A guy who sucks dick and licks vagina. Also his ass has been penetrated over 15 times by other men
Guy 1: I’m a Keaton

Guy 2: GAYYYYYYYYY
by Yeet999 January 6, 2019
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Keaton

That guy is ginger; must be named keaton.
by hopoffmynuts November 7, 2016
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