Keaton

When a stay-at-home dad, "Mr. Mom", has to avoid or elude a neighborhood mom in hot pursuit looking for some action.

Dude, I had to to totally pull a Keaton on that skank Susan at the corner cause she's been dropping by every day after the bus picks up Jack Jr.

by ChitownJack November 17, 2009

Keaton

To be a dick, and or a cunt

Tony was being a bit of a Keaton last weekend

by Jackooooo January 29, 2014

Keaton

Has fucking huge ass tittes and loves to suck toes on the low. You better watch out he is tender as a damn steak on the grill fina be done.

Keaton has bigger tittes than you’ll ever imagine

by cheeze123456789 September 19, 2018

Keaton

A Sexy & sweet country boy from Mississippi who loves to party especially when his special someone is there!!

I love keaton

by Litasf101 May 22, 2016

Keaton

A dumb little piece krap that doesn't know anything.

Keaton is usually considered not a friend

That guy is such a Keaton

by NOT GEON September 20, 2019

Keaton

A guy who sucks dick and licks vagina. Also his ass has been penetrated over 15 times by other men

Guy 1: I’m a Keaton

Guy 2: GAYYYYYYYYY

by Yeet999 January 6, 2019

Keaton

A weird dude. Usually a ginger

That guy is ginger; must be named keaton.

by hopoffmynuts November 7, 2016