Helen Keller karaoke

When you're singing along with a song and reach a part of the lyrics that you don't know, instead making vague sounds and grunts to imitate them.

"I couldn't understand what the singer was saying, so I had to resort to Helen Keller karaoke."

by Rodya May 16, 2009

kafoosh

A sound.

Made when you swing a baseball bat at someones face.

"Heads up" *KAFOOSH* "ouch"

by Shmogul January 27, 2005

karloz

A friend, that will always be there, someone who will hide their emotions just to make you happy, and that's not right. A guy friend that's normally quiet but is talkative about everything else but his feelings, He will support you, they give Great hugs, and are pretty Funny.

They tend to keep to themselves, even the simplest things. I know from experience that there aren't many people like Karloz.

Being friends with a Karloz brings great memories, for past, present, and future.

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

: "you are someone who understands me Karloz"
: "Sweet dreams Diazz"
: "thank you Karloz for everything"

by Angelinaaaaaa October 22, 2018

Kardoucheian

Anyone who watches or has watched, participated in or otherwise gained entertainment value of any kind from watching "Meet the Kardashians".

Check out that Kardoucheian watching that fucking meaningless show "Meet the Kardashians", what an asshole!

by MHL425 December 18, 2014

Method Karaokeing

When one sings karaoke and acts like the person who sings the original version of the song

Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna do karaoke tonight?"
Guy 2: "Sure. But not if you're gonna sing 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction' and dance around or sing 'Wonderwall' while leaning into the mic with your hands behind your back! I hate Method Karaokeing!"
Guy 1: "How about I sing 'Won't Get Fooled Again' and I swing the mic lead around?"

by The Rhys May 4, 2009

Treadmill Karaoke

When obliviously lip synching along to an mp3 player mid treadmill session progresses to belting out a line or a whole tune in a busy gym environment.

The Treadmill Karaoke-er may be oblivious to their faux pas, and may result in declarations of love, hate or violence to other gym users depending on musical preference.

Dude 1: Did that girl on the treadmill just ask me to put my hands up if I'm in love?

Dude 2: Hmmm, I think she's just doing some treadmill karaoke to JLS

by swallmeister December 30, 2010

Kajfovat

To be high, experience intensive pleasure. (russian slang)

Est trawa, daway budem kajfovat!

by VAKI5 September 23, 2005