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iPod karaoke

The act of singing loudly along to the music on one's iPod, which nobody but the singer can hear. Usually sung off key and out of tune.

Think of Eddie Murphy singing "Roxanne" in 48 Hours.
Q: Dude, what the *#)@* are you yelling?

A: Oh, just a little iPod Karaoke.
by Robiyierto December 17, 2009
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Karaoke Blue Balls

The feeling when you can't wait to sing your next karaoke song and when your turn comes up the host says "we have a new singer singing Friends In Low Places."
You should have seen John's Karaoke Blue Balls when he had to wait an extra 10 minutes to sing Enter Sandman.
by DJChameleon January 4, 2011
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Karaoke Underwood

That girl in the bar singing loudly and terribly into her pool cue to every song that comes on the jukebox...convinced that she's Carrie Underwood.
Somebody tell Karaoke Underwood over there to shut up!
by DawgRider October 14, 2014
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Penis karaoke

A version of karaoke where one random word per line is substituted with the word "penis." E.g. "Like a penis, touched for the very first time"; "Sargeant Peppers Lonely Penis..." Cf. Erik Hannerz 2016.
"Like a penis, touched for the very first time.." Let's play Penis Karaoke!
by Siouxsie_Suse July 9, 2017
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Karaoke Roulette

When you force a guy (or girl) to sing the worst karaoke song you can think of to test how much they might like you and to test the probability of taking them home.
She played karaoke roulette and made him sing "If You See Him, If you See Her" by Reba McEntire and Brooks and Dunn and he still made out with her!
by missbksn January 11, 2012
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singing into the pink karaoke machine

That was the great thing about Janet, she loved singing into the pink karaoke machine
by Nabomb July 31, 2007
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car park karaoke

Car park karaoke is another term for an outdoor blowjob
We were in the nightclub and I managed to pull this chick. We went outside and she sung down the purple headed microphone in a spot of car park karaoke.
The 2 terms 'car park karaoke' and purple headed microphone' are usually used in conjuction with each other.
by Paul Daley May 10, 2008
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