Kale

cringe.

"GUYS I love listening to 60's bollywood songs"
"You're such a Kale"

by sbhanderi April 23, 2017

Kale

A Gay Dickhead that sucks big black Cocks

You are such a kale

by Sora2003 June 28, 2016

Kale

Destined to become the most athletic football player to go to Horatio high school. He is very loyal to his friends and the ones he loves.

“Kale is really fine” -Sheala

by EmmaRay69420 December 8, 2019

Kale

A cocky basketball player. Thinks he’s the shit. Isn’t good at anything but thinks he is.

Kale is so cocky! I’m gonna put him in his place!

by The Random 1 January 21, 2020

Kale

probably one of the chill + funniest people you could know. his/her humor may be dark but once you get to know them, they become one of the most W person you'd know

and also 🥬

ace (minority): five nights at crackers (im in that game as the night guard)

Kale: we couldn’t see you, your too dark

by Acers Rating Gaming August 15, 2023

kale.

usually a sort of poptart, the kind with sprinkles,
also known as fishtart.
looks like a poptart, tastes like a fish.
also kinda looks like a fish.

man, i saw this kid, he was SUCH a kale.

by Amm18 July 22, 2009

Kaleed

Biggest L of the NBALM community
Plays a lot, but is still ass
Can usually be found in Zoke's server
Used to describe ones basketball knowledge

"Yo ur bball iq is lower than kaleeds, no cap."

by guest2798 October 8, 2020