Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.

"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"

by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009

Junk Junction

A shitty place where one lands that has one minute to loot then has to spend half the game running across the fucking map with a couple of grey pistols

Hey you wanna land tilted? Pussy: nah lets go junk junction

by xxyeetxx September 24, 2018

george strait junkie

a person, male or female, that is strictly addicted to george strait's music unconditionally.

'sheila and i are going on a date.' 'oh take her to a george strait concert, that girl is a true george strait junkie!'

by georgestraitjunkiee February 17, 2010

internet junkie

a person who is addicted to the internet, and if there is no way to get to the internet, will suffer from withrawel symptoms.
These people usualy have internet girlfriends or internet boyfriends and lack socialising in the *real world*
also known to partake in internet roleplay games

"im going to post on my rpg"

by fran xox August 6, 2004

movie junkie

Someone who spends hours watching movies and POSSIBLY has seen almost every movie depending on the genre. The person you'd go to to ask about any movie and their opinion. Usually very good at naming actors/actresses in any movie.

Oh ya ive seen that.. and that...and that. Oh ya that too!
Geez! Your a movie junkie arent you? lol
Ya pretty much ;)

by PamelaLandy August 26, 2013

Junkbucket

A horror film made in 2008 by The Beta Society featuring a killer who wears a bucket on his head and collects the privates, or "junk", from his victims

Junkbucket is coming, coming for your junk

by Junkbucket February 21, 2009

junk bunnies

Slang term for those who are drawn to hop indiscriminately onto someone’s junk.

Let’s go out tonight and find us some junk bunnies.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2019