junkitis

a chick with a ridiculously sized ass bigger than a donk like im talkin two basketballs in her pants nigga

dude did you see that chicks ass

yeah looks like she got junkitis

by macgyver534210 October 3, 2009

junkitarian

junkitarians live on a diet of everything unhealthy. usually thier meals are loaded with sugars, fats, and other unnutritonal things.

A junkitarian had a breakfast of donuts, a lunch of twinkies, and a dinner of extra-cheesy pizza.

by frizzyzizzy November 5, 2009

Junket pump

Junket pump; an erect penis that is ready to unload the good stuff.

hey baby, you ready for a good hosing cause my junket pump is loaded and about to unleash. Where do ya want it?

by shane-0 August 16, 2008

junkture

The line that runs vertically across a scrotum.

Your balls' fault line is called a junkture. If your nuts had an earthquake, it would come from your junkture.

by FaelanB June 12, 2008

junkitarian

Someone who is technically a vegetarian in that they abstain from meat, but who negates all the potential health benefits by eating mostly junk food. Many teenagers fall into this category. It makes being a "vegetarian" really easy, since you still get to eat crap all the time, and still get the cool hippie status that comes with vegetarianism.

"Hey, I've become a vegetarian, and I LOVE IT! I never thought it would be so easy!"

"Wow, I could never live on whole wheat bread, cabbage soup and beans."

"No, it's easy-potato chips and twinkies have no meat in them!"

"Dude, you're just another junkitarian."

by spinningtabletop January 30, 2009

Junkistan

The word Junkistan means a double chined lady.

The JUNKISTAN was 10 years old.

by Ian July 16, 2004

junkster

(n). a person who is in need of durgs or action and is helpless to do or get any without someone doing all the work. also a pushy junky who won't stop untill they gets their durgs

EX # 1
(phone rings)
bill : "fuck! this asshole keeps calling me to put bets in for him"
adam : "why can't he call himself? "
bill : "cuz hes a fuckin junkster faggot fuck! "
EX # 2
willy : "mikey, roll a blunt"
mikey : "roll it yourself im busy"
willy : "i can't"
mikey : "huh your a fuckin junkster!"
willy : "haha yup"

by fat scum January 5, 2008