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I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement 

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.
“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement
- Jake Paul

error in judgement 

1. when one has a one night stand with their best friend.

2. getting matching tattoos while drunk
Dude1: "Whoa, I just woke up next to Sally and we've been friends since 1st grade."

Dude2: "Well it had to happen sooner or later, but man that was an error in judgement."
error in judgement by KathyJudy February 20, 2012

The first judgement 

A judgement your parents make when they meet your new boyfriend/girlfriend.
Jenny:Michael you better prepare yourself when you come to meet my parents.

Michael:okay babe i will make sure the first judgement your parents make of me is good.

come like judgement day

To orgasm twice in one session.

Found originally in the book "House of Leaves".
It didn't take long before we were under the covers and coming like judgement day.

crow of judgement 

Crow of Judgement is a meme often used as a reaction image of judgment and disapproval. It is also captioned and changed to fit different scenarios.
Meme:

-wanna order a Pizza?
+I don't eat cheese!
-(sends a meme picture of a judgmental looking crow, under the picture written: "Crow of Judgement")

*Unfortunately Giphy didn't have the meme in their archive! I wish I could upload a picture myself.
crow of judgement by anonymous November 9, 2021

cooter-clouded judgement

(noun) When females let their horny-ness get the better of their judgement.
After a night out drinking with her friends, her cooter-clouded judgement took over and she drunk-texted her ex to come over for breakup sex.

She confessed her lust to a friend via drunken email. She allowed her cooter-clouded judgement to take over.