jizzle puffs

When one excretes semen onto their breakfast cereal

I turned my coco puffs into jizzle puffs this morning. Its iron man food. How many do you do?

by gavin mcabbo September 24, 2006

jizzlet

Someone who talkes about jizz all the time mostly because of the song "Jizz in my pants"

omG i just Jizzed in my pants.HAHA thats my jizzlet right there!

by Snuff y luffy January 11, 2009

drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles

I fucked your mom and blew my load all over her tits.

You Velma, I just drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles!

by Prof. Stinkbottom October 27, 2004

jizzle

The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.

"We would've gotten away with it too, if her parents hadn't seen the jizzle spot on my pants."

by Adman12 November 17, 2005

jizzle sprout

someone younger than you.

wow, that girl is fine, but she's still a jizzle sprout.

by boomshakalaka1234 August 29, 2006

jizzlexia

Reverse ejaculation exiting through one's anus.

The woman realised she was unable to get pregnant when she found out that her husband was suffering from jizzlexia.

by The Asth Man Cometh For You March 11, 2010

Jizzle whizzle

The act of jizzing and whizzing at the same time or whizzing immediately after jizzing.

Awe man you just jizzle whizzled on me

I think I'm gunna jizzle whizzle on the bed

by Dingel lingel ling February 1, 2017