Jcoss

A Jewish school that specialises in gay and autistic students
More formally known for its fit lsa's

Oh you go jcoss? You must be autistic then
You like anal and strap ons? you must be a jcoss student

by Neeks'r'us March 29, 2020

Jossed

Named for Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. Generally used by fanfiction writers when the shows chose to go in a direction that contradicted the story the fanfiction writer was currently working on. Jossing can mean that the show's writers contradicted earlier episodes, but more often just means that they filled in backstory differently than some fans did.

"I just wrote a story about Spike's past as a pickpocket, but it turns out he was a wimpy poet when he was human! I've been Jossed!"

by sarah90 May 28, 2005

jossop

sauce or gravy - usually savoury

Do you want some jossop from the stew over your rice?

by Deborah Schummer June 12, 2008

josse

A josse is a really nice guy.

Look at that nice guy over there. Must be a Josse!

by J0553 May 17, 2016

Joss.ie

(Plz don't reject this it's for someone's birthday)perfection in every way .a person who does what's right .a secretly shy person with a strong personality

She's a joss.ie .shes so perfect

by 16739904001777 May 7, 2020

Josslan

A girl who likes any boy named keagan, she also is very clingy and annoying

Josslan

by 👁🦷👅🦷👁 December 29, 2021

joss-o-meter

The joss-o-meter is a system for rating comical, unique or once in a life time events. The joss-o-meter is named after the human rating machine Joss who is the font of all knowledge with regards to rating classic events.

There are seven ratings on the normal joss-o-meter which are:

classendary - for the most amazing events

bloody brilliant - for that which seems classendary at the time yet wears off with age

classic - frequently remenissed over events such as "the bundle incident"

legendary - mostly reserved for people you would go to the pub with

average - that which is not worth rating

crap - events which are hyped and turn out to be below par

a bit shit - the worst people and things on the planet, such as George W Bush, Liberal Democrats, the Holocaust and rape.

Example

"Wow, I would rate that party last night as classic on the joss-o-meter."

by Jermain Jerome October 2, 2006