jonchel

A man with a few bricks short of a full load. He's half-baked and that squats when he poops

Why should I study when I can jonchel around?

by misterdigbick August 14, 2023

Jonshe

The evolution of Joshe. Only Jonshe can delay plans due to a strict 7pm dinner with the family. They will often give used socks as birthday presents to show care, love and support for their friend.

You got what for your birthday? Had to be a Jonshe!

by McDojo June 13, 2023

Jonscot

To present personal opinion or conjecture as though it were proven fact.
To conflate “reckons” with actual research or evidence.

Usually delivered with confidence but lacking substantiation.

Also a person or thing that presents opinion as fact, without any support or validation.
Someone who habitually mistakes their gut feeling for empirical truth.

Don’t jonscot your way through the report, we need real numbers.
He totally jonscotted the meeting — three vibes, zero facts.
Classic Facebook thread: 80% jonscotting, 20% cat pics.
She's a jonscot, doesn't know the difference between opinion and fact.

by Marque Mywords September 25, 2025

National Joscha Pictureday

On december 1th every year, you have to take multiple pictures of your friend Joscha and post them to your snapchat and or instagram story!! Go Joscha's

Joscha wear your best clothes, tomorrow is National Joscha Pictureday

by annesuz December 1, 2023