Kim Jong-Splooge

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

by big boy man March 2, 2019

Kim Jong-Un

The only fat guy in North Korea.

Look at him ! Its Kim Jong-Un !

by Jerry1SK July 7, 2015

Kim Jong Un

1. A celebrity among North Koreans for being the only fat man in the nation. Son of Kim Jong Il, grandson of North Korea's god Kim Il Sung.
2. Seth Rogan if he was asian.

Wow! Look over there! It's Kim Jong Un! I've never seen a man of his size before!

by McDaddy's Big Patties November 4, 2017

Trump Jong Un

A nickname used around the world, coined in 2018, to describe the 45th President of the United States.

Like two peas in a pod, Kim Jong Un and Trump Jong Un smiled and pressed flesh like long lost brothers for the photo ops.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2018

Kim Jong un

Some North Korean crackhead who liked nukes and the military (but he's a dictator)

Kim Jong un also mistakes lunch for launch

by It's probably true what I told June 6, 2016

lee jong suk

HOT GUY

HEY LOOK ITS LEE JONG SUK

by BATTELLE November 18, 2016

Kim Jong-Un

The North Korean leader that's gonna nuke you at any moment.

Perry: Yo did you hear of that North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un

Jared: Yeah he's about to nuke the U.S.

by BlackNipper April 23, 2020