Johnned

To be hit in the face with a lunchbox while wearing glasses, causing them to break

"Dude, that guy just got Johnned!"

by Bluesonic420 December 8, 2025

Bames Johnned

Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.

"Good evening, everyone. My name is Johnned --- Bames Johnned. A funny thing happened on my way to the show tonight..."

by QuacksO February 25, 2020

Getting Johnned

Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.

Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.

Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.

by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025