Johann

A person who really loves a certain thing and can't be persuaded to love something else. Even though he has no reason to love it.

Jim:Eat apples. They are better for you.
Johann:No Burgers all day.

by Shrek beats Shaggy April 04, 2019

Johann

A famous bully in Hong Kong who calls people names and punches people whoever accidentally tend to pick their noses.

A: Who is your worst enemy?
B: Tim. He’s evil, calls people names, punches dirty people to the d**k, and killed his teacher in school 10 years ago. Absolute Johann.

by MagicCreeper November 24, 2019

Johannes

lol

Johannes: lol

by Livilinda06 May 13, 2022

Johann

a germancguy that's really bad at fortnite and he thinks that he is really good

he takes all the good loot even though he didn't kill the persnon

you are such a johann

by periodpoop June 09, 2018

Johann Sathianathen

Hot af guy who gets all the girls and is good at everything he does.

OMG it's Johann Sathianathen stealing my girl and breaking all the world records.

by Julian maravilla May 06, 2019

Papa Johannes

A term populary used by kids in Tromsø Norway. It basically means gettin all the girls.

Yo Papa Johannes.

by Papa JohÆnnes March 01, 2022

Johannes Gutenberg

N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.

"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"

by DaBunny June 03, 2005