Jensen

Jensens r the sweetest most cuddly boys with the biggest hearts. Jensens r music loving strong willed mammas boys, that value the close bonds they make.

I fell bad for anyone who doesn’t have a Jensen in their circle

by Cantheman April 1, 2020

Maynard Jensen

The only person who loves the cock more than Anna Nicole Smith.

Wow, Maynard Jensen would give Anna Nicole a run for her money.

by blueskiesblueeyes April 3, 2009

Bill Jensen

a fat ducking christian that is against “ sinners “ how in his spare time likes to suck mega cock

guy 1:

woah! that’s a bill jensen.

guy 2:
he must like that good dick and screaming 🙈

by hahahahahafuckinggayfuck August 17, 2020

Jensen

A Jensen is a girl who is beautiful. wonderful, amazing, and sweet. She is one of the best people you'll ever meet because she cares and is such a good friend, to everyone! She hates scary movies, but loves using her pedophile face. A Jensen is someone you need to be friends with.

Person 1- "Who is that girl using that creepy pedophile face?"
Person 2- "Thats a Jensen!"

Person 1- "Jensen is so sweet!"
Person 2- "I know, I'm glad I'm her friend!"

by Jensenstwinzy<33 January 2, 2012

Jensen

A stoner...weed all day everyday

Dude, I'm becoming a Jensen.

by whaaaaaaa July 21, 2009

Jensen

A Jensen is a very handsome guy with blonde hair and green eyes which also is a good human being and has an awesome personality that you love to talk to.and Jensen is like a mix between handsome and gentlemen .and Smart sense of humor

S:hey , I heard you had a date last night .So , how was he ?
You:OMG,he's a total Jensen ,I mean ,he opened the door for me ,made me laugh .And the guy is smart ,and those lips... I need to see him again .

by shjgsdcguigwerCDDFCHBHYccccccc October 15, 2016

The Jensen Effect

A br0tal effect on yourself where you turn to drink, flatcaps, homosexual songs & dancing like a tard.
Another part of the effect is sitting up the back seat in the cinema and having nothing but banter & taking the pish out of the movie your watching.

I had the jensen effect last night, i woke with a hangover and im still laughing at Ginger Goats.

by evamilroy. November 29, 2007