Jobonkos

That segment of of US population who, as a result of believing in Joe Biden's every word, confuse Utopia with Dystopia.

Away went the policemen, and the Jobonkos were left helplessly alone as the city and businesses burned.

by The Molly's April 29, 2021

jobon

To get your dick sucked.

man stacy gives a awesome Jobon!!!

by Arich August 14, 2006

Jobonomic

A person with a first and/or last name that suits his or her profession - or whose profession suits his or her name - is said to possess a jobonomic name.

Jess Carpenter: cabinet maker
Nolan Bird; pigeon trainer
Axel Rounder: car mechanic
Lana Sandler: shoe seller
Tam Gentles: massage artist

by Ezra Soiferman January 28, 2004

Jobonie

Anyone who has just a regular job (as opposed to doing their dream).

"Yo, don't get so upset...you're dealing with a jobonie."

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

Jobonie

Anyone who has just a regular job (as opposed to an entrepreneur).

"Honey, don't get mad...remember, you're dealing with a jobonie."

by Mojo Mojowitz & S. McLean December 28, 2005

jobonee

Anyone who has a JOB (just over broke) as opposed to an entrepreneur.

"Honey, don't get mad...that fellow is just a jobonee."

by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez December 28, 2005

Jobontoligist

Someone with lots and lots of jobs and can do literally and absolutely everything

That girl is a jobontoligist.

by Pepperoni head September 12, 2022