jive-turkey-sucka

This phrase, most commonly used as an insult to call out an oppositional party, was popular in the 70's for its dissuasive finesse.
NOTE: To amplify power, use in conjunction with snapping and elaborate gestures.
"Bring it you jive-turkey-sucka!"

"Oh no you di'int you jive-turkey-sucka! Don't even trip or I'll bust a cap on you and that ghetto-nappy hair! Fo' Shizzle!"
by Spencer the silly lemur October 23, 2006
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jive turkey motherfucker

A totally clueless scumbag-conman-bullshitting-cocksucking asshole who is so obviously fucked-up to anybody with half a brain but thinks he's cool.
Rush Limbaugh is one real jive turkey motherfucker!
by EDYudaman December 30, 2010
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Jive Turkey

someone who doesnt grind and cant do anything right
by 2k72 April 05, 2016
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What it is jive turkey?

A salutation or a manner of saying hello to a good friend. Remember though, the person must be a jiving fool and must respond with a cool and smooth response.
Nick: Yo, what it is jive turkey?
Danny: Whats up you sucker MC.
Nick: Damn, you are cool and smooth.
by Nick Val. October 23, 2007
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Stuffed jive turkey

When on thanksgiving day, you are brutally and against your will bent over a couch and ravaged by 13 or more black or hispanic men for several hours, each leaving some nut inside you until you are stuffed like a turkey.
Chris: Hey man how is your girlfriend doing?

Tommy: Dude she was a stuffed jive turkey last Wednesday, I kicked the bitch to the curb
by Young ballsack April 27, 2017
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Jive Turkey

by jive around October 15, 2010
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Autistic Jive Turkey

Someone who is really stupid and tries to tell you lies that you will never believe
"ALVIN YOUR A FUCKING AUTISTIC JIVE TURKEY!" screamed Cam.
by Ryan Mulhern July 20, 2008
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