jesse jackson

A man who gets involved with everything that involves a black person, and thinks that he is needed everytime that something happens. He turns everything into a race issue. If Micheal Jackson is in trouble, its a race issue, if O.J. Simpson kills someone, its a race issue.

**breaking news** Chicago man kills wife. Jesse Jackson has released a statement on this, althought having no relation or having anything to do with this, saying, "Had this been a white man killing his wife, no one would have made a big deal of it, this is all because of race."

Give it a rest Jackson, quit your dayjob.

by Danderson July 16, 2008

Jessie Paege

An amazing fatherly figure, Jessie Paege is a loving, kind, and awkward bisexual. She often describes people as daddy, as well as people describing her as daddy.

Person A: Have you heard of Jessie Paege
Person B: Yeah, she's such a dad.

by rainb0wdin0saurs June 11, 2019

Jessie the Dog

Herbert the Pervert's old, wrinkly, furry dog from Family Guy. His two back legs are broken, so he uses his arms for movement.

Person 1: Who's your favorite Family Guy character?
Person 2: Jessie the Dog. Herbert's dog, BTW

by Epigiggity August 15, 2011

Jesse Kim

Someone who falls off the map so that the enemy cant get his loot.

I'm about to die! I'm doing a Jesse Kim!

by Jonderson1 March 25, 2022

jesse lacey

God

"I pray to Jesse Lacey every night."

by rahrhahrhahahra August 24, 2008

Jessie

One of a kind. Sweet and stubborn. Quiet due to how loud her beauty vibrates. Smart and sexy. Has a great sense of humor. Exquisitely lovable, extremely loving even if she doesn't always know how to show it. Jessie's laugh will give you goosebumps and when she sings she is the only thing you will hear. Jessie is strong and indepent and she isn't afraid to show it.
Her love is unforgetable. Jessie is love. Jessie is an amazing friend, a better lover.

She's perfect, she is a Jessie.

by 4everU January 6, 2017

Jesse Pinkman

Meth addict
Decides to cook meth with his old chemistry teacher Walter White also known as Heisenberg (aka King of meth)
Likes to say Bitch

Jesse Pinkman: Bitch
Heisenberg: We need to cook
Jesse: Ok bitch

by Jankoleti February 2, 2019