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Jaden

The most Fucking badass dude you've ever seen. He'll steal your girl, and then he'll steal your friends, and then he'll steal your soul. He's a fucking legend and can make you laugh so hard your anus comes out your mouth.
Guy: That guy just stole my girl!
You: He stole mine too!
Other Guy: He must be a Jaden.
by Mystic Master April 3, 2018
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Jaenus

A Jaenus belongs to the Korean Deity Kim Jaejoong (lead singer of top Asian group TVXQ who crash landed on Earth from his home planet, also named Jaenus, after hearing the call of Yundick).

A Jaenus is a deep never ending cavern similar to that of a Limestone cave. The Jaenus has moist pink walls and exudes a strawberry essence. Jaenus is known for being inhabited nearly 24/7 by none other than Yundick aka Anaconda Wang.

A Jaenus is the 8th World Wonder, known for its oxymoronic qualities, such as being a wide expanse that one can crawl into, yet being very tight and "form fitting" at the same time.

A Jaenus also enjoys being filled with various objects, from Anacondas to spiders to the infamous mystery "jellies".
"Wow, the Jaenus is quite pliant today." "Yeah, I think Yundick just finished with it."

"The Jaenus is responding to the call of Yundick. Look at it clench!"
by JJLuver33 October 14, 2011
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jaene

a sexy girl with an attidtude. make her mad and she isnt someone you want to pick a fight with but she is a great friend and sticks around even in your lower then low times.
yoooo....shes pissed dont go near jaene right now.
by fifty1 June 28, 2009
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Jaden

Jaden is such a cabinet.
by Bloxking12499 February 6, 2020
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Jagen

Jagen is a guy that everyone loves. He is extremely talented at everything he does. Has the heart of a lion. Stands up for what he believes in. No one is more loyal to his family, friends and girlfriend/ wife than Jagen. He is in a class of his own. Very handsome, charming, loving man. Friendly, outgoing, creative and has his own unique style that people love to try and follow .. Nobody can ever get too much of Jagen. He's entertaining in any situation. There's nothing he can't do but gets bored with something he's mastered and has to move on to learning new things with a passion like no other has. Jagen is one of a kind and consider yourself lucky if you know him or have him in your life.
Man.., He's no Jagen.. ..
by Darksinious December 16, 2019
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Jaden Luna

Jaden Luna possibly the gayest LGBTQ+ member! A Jaden Luna, may think he is good at COD. Which he isn't. Usually likes to go by the name of, "SPKTR7." He gets very Hard, but with a "in." And he sometimes likes to go, "Valleys."
Exmp: Wow hes being a Jaden Luna right now!
Exmp: He thinks hes Jaden Luna. (Losing in every game)
by JUM124 July 21, 2023
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pulling a jalen

When someone says some dumb ass shit and tries to cover it up by saying autocorrect
“Bruh your dumb I AM in tutorial!” THAT would be pulling a jalen
by Andre Garcia III March 10, 2019
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