Japlish

Horribly bastardized style of English spoken by Japanese ESL dropouts.

See: wordEngrish/word.

"We are make the outrageous happy fun ok!"

"More power to your elbow cocky victory!"

"Zig, for great justice!"

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2003

Japocalypse

The events in Japan following on from the earthquake of 11 March 2011, ie earthquake damage, tsunami damage, nuclear power plant damage, volcanic eruption, missing trains, massive destruction and climbing death toll.

From "japan" and "apocalypse".

Man, all they need are zombies and the Japocalypse would be complete.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! April 1, 2011

Japacalypse

noun describing the chaos caused by the series of disasters in Japan.

We had to stay long after hours preparing for this Japacalypse to affect us.

by chiefG33k April 22, 2011

japcan

a japcan is a large steel after market exhaust endcan usually seen on rubbish cars attemting the jap look of imprezas and other fast performance japanese cars. these have no noticeable power gain, if any thing they lose power and make lots of noise. usually purchased from motorworld or halfords.

5" slash japcan, 6" Rage japcan, Twin 5" Savage japcans.

by Ben Chandler September 26, 2007

Jalcojol

1.(Noun) Code for Alcohol, usually used around any persons whom adverse effects would come from the topic of alcohol, or the consumptiion of alcohol in general.

Mitch: Hey Caitlin, are we getting any jalcojol for tomorrow?
Caitlin: Yeah, I think Jack is picking some up.
Caitlin's Mom: What are you two talking about?
Caitlin: Jalcojol, its a new sports drink.

by Mitch Morrow March 7, 2008

Japchiy

A cross-breed between a Japanese whore and a Chinese whore

Man u forgot to pay ur Japchiy last nite

by Jub February 18, 2004

Japocalypse

The sum of the events that occured in Japan as a result of the earthquakes of March 11, 2011. The earthquakes triggered massive tsunami waves 30 feet in size that completely destroyed the areas near Sendai, the epicentre of the event. Following the natural disasters, several major nuclear reactors started failing, causing widespread radioactive fallout.

As of the publishing date of this definition, only the first three waves of destruction have ocurred: Earthquakes, Tsunamis and Nuclear Fallout. More will follow, undoubtedly, as potential for nuclear meltdown is possible causing mutations; biological events due to cross-contamination of sewage and drinking water, famine; let's not forget civil unrest caused by tainted sushi and jammed vending machines that dispense used panties, etc.

As a result of the Japocalypse of 2011, small sea reptiles found their way to the core of several nuclear reactors. It is not known if their displacement was caused by the massive tsunami waves, or simply by the helicopters that were attempting to cool the reactors with scooped sea water. What is known is that one reptile survived the massive levels of radiation, feeding and growing to the size of a skycraper to form the fourth wave of destruction in the Japocalypse - GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Only Charlie Sheen can save them now!

by the real BlackScorpion April 3, 2011