jagoffery

The ignorance displayed by being a jagoff or jerkoff. Being confrontational, self-serving, obnoxious, or just generally dfficult or uncooperative.

Sam: Wow, the rampant jagoffery in our society today is mind-boggling!

Samantha: Yeah, no doubt. Hey, speaking of mind-boggling, let's continue this discussion over a few of those mind-boggling Belgian ales...

by whimzzical August 4, 2008

jag-off

Used in place of "prick" or "asshole."

Mostly in Midwestern American urban centers.

"Benny? That guy's a fucking jag-off."

by Spanky McSquirts May 17, 2006

jaggoff

A derivation of the words jack off used for over 50 yrs in Pittsburgh. I used it as a kid even before I knew what jacking off was. Used it this manner because it seemed less offensive to the ear. It was especially used by people south of the Monongahela river. My Pittsburgh accent is so strong that a woman walk up to me in a gym in Phoenix and said"Your from Pittsburgh aren't you" by overhearing a conversation. Still in use by older Pittsburghers but dying out.

The guy at the end of the bar is a jaggoff, cool you duals and fuck him, not worth doing time over. jack off

by John Toxey June 28, 2011

Jagoffist

A supporter of Jagoffism, the leftist ideology espoused by American comedian Jimmy Dore. Jagoffists are highly critical of f*cking neoliberals. According to Jagoffist theory, corporate media are the enemy of the people, making people get their news from YouTube.

- Are you an Anarchist or a Socialist?
- I think I'm just a jagoff... a Jagoffist.
( Jimmy Dore )

by wbgal February 23, 2019

Jagoffian

The full noun version of the Pittsburgh slang word: jag off. A Jagoffian is a jag off, aka an annoying, dumb, or contentious person.

People that drive huge monster trucks with loud exhausts, big wheels, and 10 blinding lights on the front are straight Jagoffians. There should be laws against that.

by Juan_Carlito September 2, 2021

jaggoff

Jaggoff: A g-rated term urban fathers used while either stuck in or cut off in traffic when they are in the present of chldren(specifically their own) who are under the age of thirteen. "Jaggoff" is a slang term for Jack-ass,Fuckface, Muther-fucker,Asswipe,Son of a Bitch or any other Swear term that may come back to haunt him through the mouth of his little precious boy/girl

> AURGHGHGHGHG!!! That guy was a freaking Jaggoff!!

by Coral September 30, 2004

Jagiff

Someone who plays violin or concert bass with exceptional skill and talent; the highest form of a compliment in the musical world.

*Arielle walks up to Jo, who is playing her violin*: Gosh Jo you sound so good!
Jo: Hehe thanks, and you play bass like a jagiff!
Arielle: OHMYGOSH! Thank you!

by darthvaderisyourmother March 6, 2011