Total Jefferson

1. A compulsive Liar,
2. Someone culpable or verbal diarrhea.

See that David Cameron?, he's a total total fucking Jefferson.
Don't listen to that total Jefferson, mate.

by anonymous_1969 March 20, 2013

Jefferson

A handsome boy that attracts many girls.It may take a while for females to realize it, but they will eventually find they like Jefferson.

I think I have a crush on Jefferson.

by Mikalea December 19, 2017

Jefferson airplane

A slight modification. The Jefferson airplane is made from a burned out paper match by splitting it into a "V" and placing the roach in it.

I need a Jefferson airplane

by masshntr April 15, 2009

a Jaffry

Synonym of retard or massive drongoloid. A Jaffry is a term used in Northern England to define a person below the average IQ (which is below 30 in England).

" Yooooo have you seen this retard ?

- Yeah he's such a Jaffry. "

by ScottfucksAlex's Mom January 15, 2021

Jefferson Nutcracker

When a guy puts his cock in a woman's ass so hard she grabs his balls and cracks them.

Yesterday when i was trying to bang my chick she gave me a jefferson nutcracker.

by Nigs Brownfield November 4, 2008

jafe

A derogatory term used to describe a dumb female. Typical characteristics of a jafe include attention seeking, loudness, irrational thinking, and the inability to handle alcohol, usually a young female. Originated from Wellington, New Zealand.

"What a jafe"

"The jafes are taking selfies in the bathroom"

by goodkun December 2, 2013

Jeffery joint

a marijuana cigarette containing mostly weed, opium, herion, crushed up ecstasy, clorox, methadone, subutex, morphine, peyote, some of its stuff is unidentifiable and a little angel dust.

why the fuck is it called a Jeffery joint? because who could be scared of a "Jeffery"

by jeffery smoker October 9, 2010