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Jack Bag

1. A man purse or messenger bag. The bag a male uses to keep all of his stuff in. Commonly used for work or school.

2. The ass kicking bag that Jack Bauer uses to single handedly pwn terrorists.
{man one} haha dude that is such a murse.
{man two} HELL NO! thats my Jack Bag!
by Curly Curtis 813 March 24, 2009
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jackbaited

In online chat rooms, when you write a sentence that is perfect for the resident prankster to turn into a meme image.
"I need a meme for my meme, yo" *Someone instantly posts a yo dawg meme image* "You jackbaited him." "Yup."
by electrawn February 28, 2017
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Jack-Bag

The plastic Bag filled with Cocain, that Coke heads use to reach their euphoria.
Darrell Strawberry stole Robert Downey Junior’s “Jack-Bag” in the 90’s, and used some of the Yay-O to do a bump out of Brooke Shields flat ass. #Classic
by SwingMan23 February 3, 2019
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Jackballnard

Jack is the guy you wanna know he is incredibly sexy and is very good at fortnite (hit him up for a carry) he is very loving and caring has very good dating advice and get bare fit girls fam
Hey jackballnard can I have some dating advice
by Loveyoujack July 22, 2019
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Jackwagon

A white kid that acts and talks like a typical welfare nigger, and thinks the world owes them something, and thus will never be gainfully employed and end up in prison.
Oh, we're in the Jackwagon end of town
by fratarcangelo November 12, 2011
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jackwagon

A person who fails to fulfill their duties to a pre-planned party. Ex: doesn't bring the ice cream. Other traits include but are not limmited to, hoarding details, whining about mundane tasks, and being generally "Bleck".
Why did I write J.W. on this list?" "Because Jackwagon cry baby left us without the ice cream, so he has to bring what we tell him.
by J.W. 343 June 10, 2011
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jackwagoner

A term that originated from an insurance commercial calling others a "jackwagon". A playful pronoun used as a term of endearment when addressing others idiosyncrasies. To perform an action that calls for something outlandish such as lighting your farts on fire out of boredom. Insinuating someone is a jackass while being appropriate in front of the kids or elderly people. Performing an act of freedom of speech.
Do snowflakes bother you? Not anymore than a hemorrhoid "Jackwagoner"
by cfaithwilliams December 23, 2017
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