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Jackrabbit punch

A Jackrabbitpunch is when a guy named Jack walks up and swats you with a rabbit. He holds the rabbit by its ears (or by its horns if the rabbit is also a rabbi).

This is sometimes accompanied by his shaking you roughly while screaming "Who taught you how to LIVE like that you asshole?" at the top of his lungs, over and over and over and over and over again.
Shit.....see that bag he's carrying? Ten dollars says he comes over here and tries to Jackrabbit punch me.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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Crack-headed Jackrabbit

1) A person who acts like there on crack all the time and cant stop moving around.

2) An individual who cant help but injure themselves on a daily basis because they act like there on crack 24/7.

3)A tomboy girl who is annoying as hell and cant stop twitching and moving around. Always manages to hurt herself and others and laughs about. Who cant go more than a day with injuring herself in some new and inventive way.
****** was running around at work and ran into a tree. Shes such a crack-headed jackrabbit.

****** challenged the giant to a wrestling match. What is she on crack? yeah but shes fast like a jackrabbit maybe she'll last a couple minutes...... or not.
by The Real B.F.C. April 13, 2011
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Jackrabbit

The act of dying repetitively.
Guys help i am going to jackrabbit.
by Bord November 26, 2014
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jackrabbit

A young male animal interested in sex, even if it means they may wind up victim to a vicious predator, specifically, a cougar.
Tim left the bar with that lady, he's such a lucky jackrabbit.
by Takometer January 21, 2007
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jackrabbited

After that I jackrabbited straight to the movies
by UserXIII-SnowWind April 25, 2006
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Jackrabbit

The act of shoving your penis into any open hole on another person's body rapidly and repeatedly. This should be, but is not required to be, a sneaky act and one done with caution seeing as the person will become extremely angry.
I jackrabbited that bitch to show her who was boss.

One of my favorite hobbies is jackrabbiting
by Jackrabbitmeister AKA Kakashi February 23, 2009
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Jackrabbit

1. The most amazing sexual toy for women ever. One of which men cannot compete with.

2. A sexual toy made by women for the purpose of pleasuring themselves when they plan to destroy all populations of men.
1. I used my waterproof jackrabbit today, I couldnt stop cumming!

2. This jackrabbit will allow us to take over the world! *evil laugh*
by Kris10theGrr8 July 27, 2009
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