Hip Install

To put one's dick into a chick, thus 'installing' one's hips.

Construction Worker 1: "Damn, look at that chick walking by..."

Construction Worker 2: "Hell yeah, I did a hip install on her last week...she's STILL walking funny..."

by TheRealBamboonga September 07, 2023

Rude installation

An installation that isn't smooth, reasonable, or respectful like most commercials advertise.

Smooth talking shower crew 1- Would you like this one or that one ma'am?

Customer on TV- They were respectful and professional when they came to install my shower, I would recommend them to a friend.

Rude shower installation crew- What do ya want us to install a shower for so you can blow your husband in it you fuckin cocksucker? We do what the fuck we want to do to somebody's house, so shut the fuck up.

Customer on TV- They were the most rude crew I have ever hired, and though I'd never hire them again or recommend them to a friend, they didn't talk smooth, they seemed realistic and honest about their work. I didn't feel like they would lie to me even if they lost money. It was rude installation, but it was streetwise talk at least.

by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021

sushi install

a twist on a way to say uninstall. Uni is a type of sushi so it replaces the uni part of uninstall.

How are you so bad at overwatch (or any other game), you should go sushi install.
It's people like you that want to make me sushi install.

by dvsmik3 July 13, 2017

call install

When you use a techie on the telephone to solve a technology problem.

I'll just call install the internet connection instead of having a professional over to my house.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Installed VLC

When you manage to put a traffic cone up your ass.

"He slipped and fell on that come, he successfully installed VLC"

by Datsause December 09, 2024