Ferdinand's Constant

A fake math term that you can use to piss off your teacher.

*teacher writes some boring ass equation*
Teacher: So what's the answer?
Student: Ferdinand's Constant.
Teacher: Fuck you.

by herro98 May 22, 2018

Jeromy Constant

-a term describing the excess use of incorrect grammar as well as non-pai9d promotion in every day sentences/conversations.
-coined from Jerome Pruitt

"Hey bro did you see that video by ______"
"Yeah bro , you should tots check out there merch"
"what are you bro? a Jeromy Constant?

by Bradical Bread November 1, 2018

Potato Constant

As defined by the relative speed of the YouTube loading bar. (Which is obsurdly slow). The potato constant defines the maximum velocity a potato will move at when in a race against other potatoes. This is derived from its motivation and will to live.

YouTube’s algorithms use the potato constant to decide if that video you wish to watch will In fact load.

The potato will always win a race against a rock because the potato constant is larger than that of the rock.

LINDA IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. THE POTATO CAN NOT GO ANY FASTER!

by Tater salad boi March 15, 2019

Constant Commentor

Someone who feels the need to comment or click the "like" button on every status, photo, update, etc. on facebook

I was looking at Kayla's facebook page and I saw that Jim was being a constant commentor on everything she does!

by mitchalicious June 15, 2011

La Constante

A dick so large it cant be observed by the human eye,It is theorized that the big bang was caused by the first La constante releasing a huge cum shot into the void

La constante is not satisfied with your actions

by MetaST August 9, 2019

Coma constant

If you look up theories of whatever movie/series/book/game and take the number of all the speculations, you have to add (if not included) a certain constant in which (most of the time) a major character has been in coma the whole time and the plot was just made up in their head.

Because of this the number of theories can never be zero, thus making it a coma constant.

Person A: I really liked the story of {title}, I wonder if there are any good fan theories about it.
Person B: I've read something about {character} being in coma since {event}, nothing else

Person A: It's always that coma constant... Meh

Famous examples:
- Ash from Pokémon
- Harry from Harry Potter

- Finn from Adventure Time

by Lerua November 25, 2016

Horbal constant

When you can't win the scientific debate argument, and accuse your opponent's method in being a simple product of existing data to a random constant and a falsification of results. Multiplication by Horbal constant is easy to understand by masses and makes click-baity headlines.
In original form Horbal constant equals 0.888.

- We need to accuse them in faking the results.

- Let's use Horbal constant, it always works!

by AHorbal February 8, 2020