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Jeromy Constant

-a term describing the excess use of incorrect grammar as well as non-pai9d promotion in every day sentences/conversations.
-coined from Jerome Pruitt
"Hey bro did you see that video by ______"
"Yeah bro , you should tots check out there merch"
"what are you bro? a Jeromy Constant?
by Bradical Bread November 1, 2018
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The dragonkyng Constant

The internet law that states a person who raises an argument, only to block anyone who disagrees with them, so long as the disagreement is presented in good faith, has admitted defeat by refusal to defend their original point.
“Did you hear that tumblr user Loubuggins accused dragonkyng of stealing ideas, only to block him when he defended himself.”
“Well sounds like she was in the wrong as she couldn’t prove her point and folded when any disagreement arose.”
“That seems to happen constantly. Perhaps we need a phrase to describe it?”
“How about the dragonkyng constant?”
by Dragonkyng May 11, 2020
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Ferdinand's Constant

A fake math term that you can use to piss off your teacher.
*teacher writes some boring ass equation*
Teacher: So what's the answer?
Student: Ferdinand's Constant.
Teacher: Fuck you.
by herro98 May 22, 2018
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Potato Constant

As defined by the relative speed of the YouTube loading bar. (Which is obsurdly slow). The potato constant defines the maximum velocity a potato will move at when in a race against other potatoes. This is derived from its motivation and will to live.
YouTube’s algorithms use the potato constant to decide if that video you wish to watch will In fact load.

The potato will always win a race against a rock because the potato constant is larger than that of the rock.

LINDA IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. THE POTATO CAN NOT GO ANY FASTER!
by Tater salad boi March 15, 2019
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Constant Commentor

Someone who feels the need to comment or click the "like" button on every status, photo, update, etc. on facebook
I was looking at Kayla's facebook page and I saw that Jim was being a constant commentor on everything she does!
by mitchalicious June 15, 2011
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Constant Fuckin

The stage of talking where a crazy female will trap her intended target in a cycle of constant sex to induce a feeling that horny males may confuse with feelings.
Bro, you don’t even like her, she’s just got you trapped in constant fuckin.
by Sex9ine September 19, 2020
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Coma constant

If you look up theories of whatever movie/series/book/game and take the number of all the speculations, you have to add (if not included) a certain constant in which (most of the time) a major character has been in coma the whole time and the plot was just made up in their head.

Because of this the number of theories can never be zero, thus making it a coma constant.
Person A: I really liked the story of {title}, I wonder if there are any good fan theories about it.
Person B: I've read something about {character} being in coma since {event}, nothing else

Person A: It's always that coma constant... Meh

Famous examples:
- Ash from Pokémon
- Harry from Harry Potter

- Finn from Adventure Time
by Lerua November 25, 2016
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