iPlopophobia

(n.) 1. The overwhelming fear that you will drop your iPhone into the toilet after taking a huge shit.

I can't even take my phone with me to the bathroom because of my severe iplopophobia.

by I_am_lono February 27, 2015

iPoo

Used to describe a person is shitting or pooping.

Excuse me, can I go to the toilet? I really need to iPoo.

by ykz99 May 7, 2019

ioop

I'm Out Of Power

I don't feel like, ioop

by Shouri June 6, 2011

iPOP

the new apple device featuring two electrodes one can attach to their "prime parts", that sends a current into the g, clit, or other 'hot spots', making one shudder like a saturn 5 rocket taking off.

never intended to replace the delicious human grinding, but more to neutralize DNA @ the door situations. the ability to achieve near human results, while not relying on another human in any way.

this device was created by engineers realizing that their devices were handling everything but human climax!

jimmy got a pick-up bar rebuff, so he went home and pulled out his iPOP!

as she applied the iPOP signal to her 'parts', she began to babble softly, and began shuddering; soon she exploded into the starry dynamo of night!!

geri's new iPOP was simply the MOST!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2011

iPooped

When a person gets tired of the multimedia on his or her iPod or Zune, or any other mp3 player and feels the need the put different material on it.

"Wow, I really need to get some different tunes on this thing: I'm iPooped."

by xf0rg0tt3nx June 25, 2009

IOOP

Inconsiderate of Other People

Mother: The movie starts in half an hour. Let's go.

Father: Hang on. I have to take a shower first.

Mother: Goddammit. You're so IOOP.

by Jordan110 December 13, 2012

iplooping

the act of accidentally dropping ones cellular/mobile device in the toilet, the distinctive noise an iphone makes upon contact with a shallow and small body of water, the tight feeling in ones chest upon realizing a costly mistake, a mobile mishap,

She just went up stairs to powder her nose and ended up iplooping, poor dear, that's the third time this year!

by HAKALUGGEE September 16, 2011