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Insipation

I woke up this morning motivated to constipate in my bathroom -Insipation
by Arabdje February 21, 2017
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insiration

Is the act of a person who has provided direction to a group of lost individual's on a specific topic (also known as the "Subject Matter Expert”).

The "p" is removed due to the need for this person to always be a darn "Perfectionist" and feels the need to correct everyone all of the time. The removal of the "p" creates much unrest to an insirationist for fear the "p" will never be in its appropriate place.

This word was created to annoy the insirationist immensely.
The insiration or brain child of the program was to improve his friends ability to function appropriately in society.
by mymonkey February 22, 2010
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engraved invitation

Bringing your video games to school is an engraved invitation for trouble.
by Light Joker May 15, 2006
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Accidental Invitation

When you're inviting individual friends to something, but other friends over hear you and ask to join, when you don't want them to.
Person 1: "Hey, Person 2, wanna go sledding tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah, sure."
Person 3: "Oh, cool, sledding! Can I come?"
Person 1: ".......Okay." (FUCK! I HATE PERSON 3, HE RUINS EVERYTHING! Accidental Invitation sucks!)
by Valley Marksman January 12, 2011
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Oracular Intimations

1. The Little Signs that God, Jesus, The Big Guy,The Holy Spirit,The Holy Ghost, Es Spiritu Sanctu The Man Upstairs, etc. sends You to let You know He is Working on Your behalf.

(First Coined by Prophet Kim Clement, 2011)
2. When He (See above) sends Someone to you to tell you Good News of Something that is about to Happen for You.
3. A "Prophecy".
4. A "Foretelling".
5. A Verbal "Smack in the Head".

(First Coined by Prophet Kim Clement)
Wow, Did you Hear what that Guy said to me? It was some Oracular Intimations about a New Job!
by TheLaughsOnUs April 26, 2011
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Invitation Party

A party hosted by HIV+ individuals with the intention of infecting other individuals with the virus. These parties are usually attended by individuals who feel as though contracting the virus is inevitable, so they might as well get it now.
"What are you doing Saturday night?"
"I'm going to an invitation party."
"What? Make sure to use a condom!"
"No man, I'm gonna get HIV anyways, might as well do it now."
by safesexinnola September 12, 2009
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Invitation

Which is why I rejected your invitation to come be subsidiary to you because, by your own logic, I'd have to walk out the second you answered pretty much any question about whether not you believe in God, the policies you suggest are derived from an evil solipsistic incest cult, and you're both distorting and hiding underlying facts.
Hym "No, your disingenuous invitation join your cult isn't evidence you've tried to break with me. You can come here. You were command by someone if higher status to do a thing. Gayve Jewben already showed up to talk to my coworkers while I wasn't around back when he came here for a speech (I heard the echo of his presence "Keep an I on this guy for me. He's a little sketchy"). Why would I spend money to go be subsidiary to an inferior? It doesn't make any sense."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2024
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