intestine hands

Known for taking something good and turning it into shit with everything you touch.

A kid was given a new toy. His intestine hands guaranteed the toy would soon be broken.

by DigitalSherpa June 30, 2015

intestine raider

being small and raiding someone's intestines

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by politics are shit, fight me July 26, 2020

my intestines are falling out

their intestines are falling out

Joe: my intestines are falling out my anus
Bobo: does it look like i care

by truthtellingguy January 22, 2023

Intestinal Kazcynsky

The act of mailing human fecal matter, typically your own, to an ideological, athletic, or political opponent.

"Hey Tobias, did you hear that the GOP Office in Downtown got an Intestinal Kazcynsky?"
"No, what the fuck does that mean?"

by PulcherGyst May 11, 2022

dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.

It smells like dying old man intestines in there

by Pebbles B August 31, 2023

Intestinal Speedrun

When a food gives you the shits right away and is recognizable on exit.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that takeout, it pulled an intestinal speedrun.

by XXApproachingZero February 10, 2017

The Intestinal Doomsday

A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.

Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”

by SquatchyDude October 20, 2019