Skip to main content

Spud Interview

Like Spud from Trainspotting - over-cranked and fucking up the interview at a thousand miles an hour.
I went hard the night before with no sleep and applied for the job. It was a total Spud Interview fail.
by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018
mugGet the Spud Interview mug.

job interview

a formal get-together between employer and employee to find out whether and to what extent the employee is willing to be exploited.
Huang: "i had a job interview yesterday. when the hr person asked about my life goals i said that i would love to spend an entire year or two with you in bed before getting ready to change the world"
Mindy: "hey! 🤗"
by Krkič December 9, 2019
mugGet the job interview mug.

Indian job interview

When an employer, quite often East Indian, accepts an applicant for a job interview by asking him to come in for a trial shift to see if he's worth hiring.
"Hey man, congrats on the new job!"
"Thanks, but I don't have the job yet, just an Indian job interview"
by Dave-Landon October 19, 2015
mugGet the Indian job interview mug.

amazon prime and interwine

Hey did u and sam amazon prime and interwine last weekend?!
netflix and chill bang blowjob sex
by Tmdawggg March 24, 2016
mugGet the amazon prime and interwine mug.

no interviews please

The state slogan of West Virginia. Coined by the Daily Show in reference to West Virginians giving their reasons for voting for Hillary Clinton over Barack Obama in the May 2008 primary.
He's from t'other race, and you know, I'm scared o'that 'cause we've had so much conflict with 'em.

He's a Muslim, and that has a lot to do with it.

I don't like that Hussein thing. I've had enough of Hussein.

West Virginia -- No Interviews Please
by lexihunter May 16, 2008
mugGet the no interviews please mug.

Suicide Interview

An interview which is extended to a college graduate or businessperson at the last minute by a very important firm. It requires the candidate to drop everything they are doing and prep themseleves for the interview in a matter of hours or even minutes.
Greg: "Dude, corporate called me and wants me to interview with them at 3:30, and it's lunchtime right now!"

Cedrick: "Word?! Sounds like you need to suicide interview that dude!"
by CorporateBalla May 2, 2009
mugGet the Suicide Interview mug.

Head-phone Intestines

when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines
Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!

Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines
by Rockandrolljunkiie February 24, 2009
mugGet the Head-phone Intestines mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email