Economic Intercourse

A form of economic stimulus that is considered long and hard, as recommended by a former, massive member of the US Senate. Requires many stimulus packages to come on and/or be pounded out. May require fingering someone else to take the blame if it fails and we need to pull out.

"We need economic intercourse to stimulate our economic package."

by ThatGuyMort May 4, 2020

Sexual Intercourse

Sexual Intercourse is sex between a man and a woman, it is also known as heterosexual sex. Primarily it is the insertion of the penis into the vagina, also known as vaginal intercourse. Sexual Intercourse is often shortened to simply sex or intercourse.

Men and women have Sexual Intercourse for sexual pleasure, love, and/or reproduction. Only Sexual Intercourse between a male and a female can lead to sexual reproduction. Thus, Sexual Intercourse is essential to the continued survival of humans, and the vast majority of animal species.

Sexual Intercourse is sex between men and women. More Sexual Intercourse means more babies.

by Science Disperse August 17, 2019

axillary intercourse

The technical term for putting the penis in the other person's armpit to stimulate the penis. The slang name for this act is bagpiping.

Your armpits make me hot lets have axillary intercourse.

by AOKN September 1, 2006

Deskual Intercourse

The act of sexual intercourse, when taking place on a piece of office furniture, primarily a desk.

Also seen as Dexual Intercourse

It was a great day until I walked in my boss having deskual intercourse in MY office!

by Ben "Dingo" F. July 11, 2008

Textual Intercourse

flirting over text message, or IM's

my GF and i just had some of the hottest Textual Intercourse ever!! i need a smoke.

by Idiotherder August 14, 2008

socksual intercourse

you are in a rush to have sex. you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.

girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1

by jimboween May 23, 2008

cactus intercourse

when your genitals are itchy so u find the closest pointed object to try to discreetly solve your problem.

person 1: Ahh my balls are so itchy
person 2: heres a pencil have some cactus intercourse

by deathgasmpentagramorgasm August 23, 2016