A clause which, when placed at the end of a sentence or simply used as an excuse after the fact, will allow you to say anything you want.
It was first made popular by politician Jon Kyl when making a bogus statement about Planned Parenthood, and then taken to even greater heights on The Colbert Report. This is a prime example of colberrorism.
It was first made popular by politician Jon Kyl when making a bogus statement about Planned Parenthood, and then taken to even greater heights on The Colbert Report. This is a prime example of colberrorism.
Jon Kyl is the only person who can sneeze with his penis. He calls it a sneenis. That was not intended to be a factual statement.
by MarcusDonovinius May 23, 2011

"No copyright infringement intended" and yet there is copyright infringement. If there wasn't then why bother putting it there in the first place?
No copyright infringement intended? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain! I will do whatever the fuck I want.
No copyright infringement intended? What did you say to me bitch? I'll come and dickslap you right in your mouth.
No copyright infringement intended? What did you say to me bitch? I'll come and dickslap you right in your mouth.
by King Shit of Fuck Mountain August 20, 2013

Used after saying something that can be interpreted as a that's what she said
this not in something that you catch yourself at a random point-- this is what that's what she said is used for, just at yourself. This clause is used specifically in a response to someone who just said "that's what she said", as to keep them from saying it more than once.
this not in something that you catch yourself at a random point-- this is what that's what she said is used for, just at yourself. This clause is used specifically in a response to someone who just said "that's what she said", as to keep them from saying it more than once.
Adam: Man, tonight was AMAZING!!!
Jacob: That's what she said.
Josh: That wasn't very good.
Adam: I dunno I kinda liked it-- no "that's what she said" intended.
Jacob: That's what she said.
Josh: That wasn't very good.
Adam: I dunno I kinda liked it-- no "that's what she said" intended.
by DJ Russly June 20, 2010

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall September 4, 2023

Designação de um blog com classe ou do seu talentoso administrador;
Local virtual situado na WorldWideWeb onde se praticam actividades duvidosas sobretudo em horário nocturno.
Local virtual situado na WorldWideWeb onde se praticam actividades duvidosas sobretudo em horário nocturno.
Eu costumava ser uma atrasada mental com peso a mais e dentes podres, mas desde que comecei a ler "O Intendente" a minha vida mudou!
by PM April 2, 2005

Fatal: WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME!
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by XDistortedEntity666X January 29, 2023

The opposite of "no offense"
It's what you say right before insulting somebody to let him know your insult is intentional and that you mean every word of it too
It's what you say right before insulting somebody to let him know your insult is intentional and that you mean every word of it too
^ No offense, but you support racist immigration policies, and I don't respect that
> Yeah, well, offense intended: I screw your Salvadoran girlfriend behind your back, and she loves it. So take that, you cuckolded little B
^ Hey, what the hell!
> Yeah, well, offense intended: I screw your Salvadoran girlfriend behind your back, and she loves it. So take that, you cuckolded little B
^ Hey, what the hell!
by thurb April 16, 2023
